STATISTICS OF LIFE

                                                                                                                                                                                               

                         "Love is an equation: me and you derives as we."

                         "Men love to be thought of as funny... except when they're in bed."

                         "Problem is just a bleak word for challenge."

                        "Parenting is nothing if not selfless."

                        "Love and law are the same. Romantic in concept but the actual                          practice can give you a yeast infection." - Ally

                        "Who wants to be balanced? Balance is overrated!"

                        "This is the problem with playing games -- somebody has to lose." -

                        "I can't do anything about it, but I'd be happy to sympathize."

                        "Even if I get past all my problems I'm just going to go out and get new                          ones."

                        "It's not just winning. It's winning ugly that matters."

                        "I dont mind losing, it's high profile losing that is not good."

                       "Men are like gum anyway. After you chew, they lose their flavor."

                       "We're women. We have double standards to live up to." - Ally

                      "It's a party for everyone to come and look at you dead."

                     "If we win we are heros, we pulled off a miracle. If we lose the wacko                       goes to jail, justice is served. It is a win/win!"

                    "Are we a joke to the outside world?" "The outside world just doesn't get                      the joke. Fishism."

                    "Everyone is alone. It's just easier to take in a relationship." - Richard

                    "Being a woman, I know how women react to things even when they                      don't mean a thing."

                   "There comes a time in everyone's life when you have to go forth and be                      vicious!" -

                  "Sometimes... when you hold out for everything, you walk away with                     nothing."